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Swan Chippy awarded third Michelin Star
After close to 50 years in business, Southport institution The Swan Restaurant and Takeaway has finally secured its coveted third star in the latest...
Angus Young of AC/DC forced to wear long trousers
It is a little known fact that Angus Young, one of the founders of the Australian rock band AC/DC, has been buying his school...
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Fresh wave of gang violence engulfs Birkdale Village
The notoriously intimidating ghetto known by locals as 'Birkdale Village' has been experiencing a spike in levels of gang warfare, it has emerged.
We understand...
Southport Pleasureland takes on Alton Towers with addition of third attraction
Southport Pleasureland today announced 'massive' plans for expansion with the official unveiling of its latest attraction, 'The Death-Defying Mega Bounce 2000!'
Southport's very own theme...
Southport kid banking on fake scouse accent to make it through school without a fight
Southport year 9 student, Oliver Wenthropp, has successfully managed to avoid fisticuffs for the first three years of high school, it has emerged.
"When I...
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Protesters throw Jim Davidson mug off the end of Southport Pier
In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter activists tearing down statues around the world, a small group of protesters paraded a Jim...
Southport in Australia ‘really, really shit’ compared to our Southport
It has emerged that there is another Southport - in Australia, on Queensland's so-called 'Gold Coast' which is like a much, much shitter version of our seaside...
Merseyside Police in huge operation against suspected Scousers
Over 400 police officers took part in early morning raids today on around 40 Merseyside properties suspected of containing scousers.
We spoke to Chief Constable...
